Pistol Pete’s Officially On Fire, Signs Connor McDavid To An ELC

PETEY! I’m convinced the man doesn’t sleep. All he does is work the phone and sign hockey players. And did you see how much we gave him? Didn’t realize we took a trip to BARGAIN ISLAND! Pistol Pete looking like GM of the year and it’s July. MacT would have talked about the process for three months, then given McJesus a good $1.5-million more than what he’s allowed to be given as a rookie. Tambo would have signed Connor, then proceed to do absolutely nothing else. Lowe would have traded him for Robert Nilsson.

Somebody check on Steve Simmons, Jeff O’Neill and the rest of Toronto. Their conspiracy theories about McDavid hating Edmonton are looking more and more like the headline blog for topinfopost.com. Must suck to see him so happy. Kasperi Kapanen though.

PS – Three years at an entry level deal for McJesus is actually unfair. Stop the fight!

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hahahahhahahaha topinfopost