Days Until The First Oilers Game: 30 – Ben Scrivens

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Today’s Player: Ben Scrivens.

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Career Oilers Stats:

GP W L OTL GAA S%
78 24 37 11 3.09 0.903

Mother fucker.

Why We Liked Him:

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Why We Don’t Like Him:

#1: He let in everything.

#2: He was probably our third best goalie last year and he played 57 games.

#3: He’s quite literally the worst puck handler of all time.

#4:

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#5:

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Where Is He Now?

He’s still on our goddamn team, but will be sitting on more lumber than Hank’s wife this season though.


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