Oilers Hockey is Back Tonight BABAY!! (Sort Of)
Just a casual reminder that your beloved Edmonton Oilers rookie team is kicking things off tonight in Penticton and I for one could not be more excited. This will be Connor McDavid’s first game in an actual Oilers unifrom and the just thought of it gets me rock hard, let alone the fact he’ll probably score a thousand goals this weekend. The Oil rookies will take on the Canucks rookies tonight in what should be an absolute bloodbath in favour of the mighty Oil. Jake Virtanen? Hunter Shinkaruk? Please. McDaddy and Darnell eat pieces of shit like that for breakfast.
It’s a new season, Oil Country. A new year. Hopefully with a little less of this:
And a LOT more of this:
Oilers rookies win 25-0.
PS – Shoutout to former Everett Silvertips star and friend of the blog, number 37, Josh Winquist.