Whoa

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Oilers starting their final 32 like:

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Anybody see the career of Joonas Korpisalo this morning?

One of those goals that I’ll never grow tired of watching. Jack Johnson literally loses him, and Justin Faulk was sent flying into the abyss – a perfect metaphor for his career (Update: Dammit, wrong Justin. “Falk”, not the all-star in Carolina). Joonas Korpisalo then lost six limbs and three vowels, and Connor McDavid’s massacre of the NHL had officially (re)begun. Connor then vibrantly celebrated humiliating his opponent in what will forever be remembered as the execution of the Columbus Blue Jackets.

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GIMME A FUCK YEAH, CONNOR!

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This manhandling performance now has him only seven points back of elite center Sam Bennett and his no chin-ups in a modest 33 less games. Please don’t ever leave us for three months again, ok, thanks. Also, HANK!

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PS – Here’s Kevin Quinn with the call because he deserved that just as much as the rest of us for putting up with all the shit. Let ’em have it, Quinner (warning: “Stadium Love”):


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2 Responses

  1. upthebutler says:

    Justin Falk*

  2. blakey says:

    About time Hank the tank came through. My man