Bring On LeBron


Happy birthday Teeps!

Ugh, hell ya brother. I was never nervous about this game.

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It feels so weird being in the eastern final. Unfamiliar territory to say the least. Plus they’ve played so bad in the playoffs that they probably should have been knocked out seven games ago. Like Cleveland, Golden State, and OKC have been dominant this playoffs. Toronto’s just kind of stumbled their way into two game sevens and have accidentally found the third round. Like Google Maps took them to the wrong place, but I don’t hate it. In fact, I’m way more confident about our ability to smoke LeBron and the Cavs to Neptune after that performance tonight. Lowry and DeMar are BACK. The Raptors are BACK. And we didn’t even need Drake there getting in the ears of Wade. You know this though, he’ll have a penthouse of real estate in LeBron’s shitty hairline for game three. We the damn North. Rise up, Canada. Raptors in 4.

PS – Big time power move by the Jays to steal the only meaningful moment in Raps history.

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