Sucks To Be Us Right Now

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I dropped my phone in the shitter last night and that still wasn’t the worst thing to happen to me. The Eskimos lost 30-23 to Winnipeg….to Winnipeg. To goddamn Winnipeg. The hamlet that I built. The first time they’ve won at the Concrete Palace in a DECADE. How can I walk into the 666 for the Heritage Classic in October and confidently put an offer down on the Rum Hut if we can’t even beat Matt Nichols at home? Disgrace. The kind of shenanigans I expect from the Oilers, not the ‘Skos. This team has lost all of its swagger. I love Jason Maas and I think he’s a great coach but he needs to stop being such a players guy for five minutes and rip open the locker room, Kavis style. He’s too soft on these boys and it’s showing on the field. Nobody looks motivated. You don’t lose to Matt Nichols and the Winnipeg fucking Blue Bombers by a touchdown at home if you’re playing with a little heart. And for the love of Christ somebody get me a defense.

PS – We just lost back to back games against former backups.

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