All 124 Players Who Have Dressed For The Oilers Between Regulation Wins Against Arizona

Since the Curse of the Coyotes has been lifted, I figured we’d honour all those who have dressed in games for the Oilers during that awful stretch of life. So without further ado, here they are:

Adam Clendening

  • Best known for:

Adam Cracknell

  • Best known for: Being claimed off waivers the same time as Adam Pardy, who you’ve also forgotten about

Adam Larsson

  • Best known for: A trade in the summer

Adam Pardy

  • Best known for: See: Adam Cracknell

Ales Hemsky

  • Best known for: Put doo-doo all over Regehr’s face, regular guest on the IR

Alex Plante

  • Best known for: Arby’s

Alexandre Giroux

  • Best known for: Same last name as an actual good player

Anders Nilsson

  • Best known for: A very good five game stretch, a very bad reminder of the season

Andrej Sekera

  • Best known for: Overtime

Andrew Cogliano

  • Best known for: Iron Man

Andrew Ference

  • Best known for: Recycling

Andrew Miller

  • Best known for: Shutting down the Blue Jays

Andy Sutton

  • Best known for: The deaths of Jeff Skinner and Gabriel Landeskog

Anton Belov

  • Best known for: PEDs

Anton Lander

  • Best known for: A preseason hatty

Anton Slepyshev

  • Best known for: Best looking guy in the league

Ben Eager

  • Best known for: Getting clobbered in a scrimmage

Ben Scrivens

  • Best known for: Made all his saves as an Oiler in one game

Benoit Pouliot

  • Best known for: Offensive zone penalties

Bogdan Yakimov

  • Best known for: Deported

Boyd Gordon

  • Best known for: Dad

Brad Hunt

  • Best known for: Management’s complete disregard of blue line depth

Brandon Davidson

  • Best known for: Giving Hank the occasional tickets

Bryan Rodney

  • Best known for: Not being known

Cam Barker

  • Best known for: Being very bad at hockey

Cam Talbot

  • Best known for:

  • Also had secks with gurl one time and made twins

Chris VandeVelde

  • Best known for: Still hearing his name in the ‘Chel and going, “Hey, I remember him!”

Colin Fraser

  • Best known for: Winning two Cups in three years. The only year he didn’t? Edmonton.

Colten Teubert

  • Best known for: Oil City

Connor McDavid

  • Best known for: Player picked above Eichel. Azor Ahai

Corey Potter

  • Best known for: Stabbing Taylor Hall with his foot

Curtis Hamilton

  • Best known for: Being the guy who might get called up, but never really did

Darcy Hordichuk

  • Best known for: Losing fights

Darnell Nurse

  • Best known for: His dad:

David Musil

  • Best known for: Also his dad, but for different reasons

David Perron

  • Best known for: Tinted visor

Denis Grebeshkov

  • Best known for: Garbage can

Derek Roy

  • Best known for: Being one of two players who could play with Yakupov (the other, McDavid)

Devan Dubnyk

  • Best known for: Ohhhhh

Dillon Simpson

  • Best known for: Getting his dad’s hair

Drake Caggiula

  • Best known for: Having a music artist named after him

Dustin Penner

  • Best known for: Pancakes

Eric Belanger

  • Best known for: The Belanger Triangle

Eric Gryba

  • Best known for: Strong beard game

Gilbert Brule

  • Best known for: Picking up Bono

Griffin Reinhart

  • Best known for: Hahahahaha fuck

Iiro Pakarinen

  • Best known for: Jesse’s translator

Ilya Bryzgalov

  • Best known for: Theories, and bears

Jason LaBarbera

  • Best known for: Letting in goals

Jason Strudwick

  • Best known for: ENS first ballot Hall of Famer, and part time DJ

Jean-Francois Jacques

  • Best known for: Misery

Jeff Petry

  • Best known for: Two words that sum up MacT’s tenure as GM

Jerred Smithson

  • Best known for: Two words that sum up Tambo’s tenure as GM

Jesse Joensuu

  • Best known for: Death to the face:

Jesse Puljujarvi

  • Best known for: Assaulting a pizza

Jim Vandermeer

  • Best known for: The pass…

  • …Jordan Eberle would eventually score

Jonas Gustavsson

  • Best known for:

Jordan Eberle

  • Best known for: Being the only player from the last regulation win against Arizona that still plays for the team

Jordan Oesterle

  • Best known for: When injuries happen

Josh Green

  • Best known for: His first stint with the Oilers

Jujhar Khaira

  • Best known for: Tough name to spell

Justin Schultz

  • Best known for: A lot of pain, and this:

Keith Aulie

  • Best known for: Dallas Eakins

Kris Russell

  • Best known for: Advanced stats

Kurtis Foster

  • Best known for: Woooooooooof

Ladislav Smid

  • Best known for: Loved hockey

Laurent Brossoit

  • Best known for: Mem Cup

Lauri Korpikoski

  • Best known for: Hatty versus Lundqvist

Lennart Petrell

  • Best known for: Being mental

Leon Draisaitl

  • Best known for: El Connor’s right-hand man

Liam Reddox

  • Best known for: Albino

Linus Omark

  • Best known for: One time he spun at the faceoff dot in a shootout, which had literally nothing to do with anything in the big picture, but I guess it looked cool

Luke Gazdic

  • Best known for: Taylor Hall’s right-hand man

Magnus Paajarvi

  • Best known for: Dropping the “Svensson”

Mark Arcobello

  • Best known for: Our former lack of centre depth

Mark Fayne

  • Best known for: Spreadsheets

Mark Fistric

  • Best known for: Huge melon

Mark Fraser

  • Best known for: WOOOOOOOFFFFFF

Mark Letestu

  • Best known for: SEVEN GOALS HOW?!?

Martin Gerber

  • Best known for: Played three games one year I think

Martin Marincin

  • Best known for: Being a Leaf

Matt Fraser

  • Best known for: Wait. Didn’t we just do him?…Oh…never mind…this guy played 36 games for us two years ago, not the bum who couldn’t cover a table

Matt Hendricks

  • Best known for: Matty Ice

Matthew Benning

  • Best known for: Matty Vegas

Mike Brown

  • Best known for: Good mustache

Milan Kytnar

  • Best known for: Emergency call up

Milan Lucic

  • Best known for: El Connor’s muscle

Nail Yakupov

  • Best known for:

Nick Schultz

  • Best known for: Not being Justin

Nikita Nikitin

  • Best known for: My liver failure

Nikolai Khabibulin

  • Best known for: Pulling a Gordon Bombay

Oscar Klefbom

  • Best known for: A pun for every slapshot goal he’ll ever score

Patrick Maroon

Philip Larsen

  • Best known for: Saying mean things about Edmonton, then getting blown up by Taylor Hall

Philippe Cornet

  • Best known for: Ugh, Jesus Christ

Richard Bachman

Richard Petiot

  • Best known for: I’m not going to lie, I have absolutely no idea who that is

Rob Klinkhammer

  • Best known for: Named his son “Gunnar”

Roman Horak

  • Best known for: Trade with the Flames, which is like kissing the Devil, so no wonder he never worked out

Ryan Hamilton

  • Best known for: Still plays in Bakersvegas

Ryan Jones

  • Best known for: Flow

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

  • Best known for: Edmonton’s longest serving first overall pick

Ryan O’Marra

  • Best known for: Acquired for Smytty

Ryan Smyth

  • Best known for: Traded for Ryan O’Marra

 

  • Kidding, he’s a goddamn legend, and #94 should be retired

Ryan Whitney

Sam Gagner

  • Best kn…oh come on

Shawn Horcoff

  • Best known for: The Goonies

Steve MacIntyre

  • Best known for: The end of Raitis Ivanans’ career

Steve Pinizzotto

  • Best known for: Being Steve Pinizzotto

Taylor Beck

  • Best known for: Alternitive rock legend

Taylor Chorney

  • Best known for: Still playing in the Show, despite the odds

Taylor Fedun

  • Best known for: The worst injury in the history of injuries

Taylor Hall

  • Best known for: Toe drags (haha, just kidding, definitely not those)

Teddy Purcell

  • Best known for: Getting dealt to Florida

Teemu Hartikainen

  • Best known for:

Theo Peckham

  • Best known for: Grapes labelling him as “Teddy Peckman”

Tom Gilbert

  • Best known for: Enigma. Huge knob

Tyler Bunz

  • Best known for: Helluva softball tournament

Tyler Pitlick

  • Best known for: Just a damn good guy

Viktor Fasth

  • Best known for: The subplot in a great Dallas Eakins gif

Will Acton

  • Best known for: Ah, Billy Acton. That guy stunk

Yann Danis

  • Best known for: Being JC Petit from the “Nogoalov” commercial

Zack Kassian

  • Best known for: Wednesday

Zack Stortini

  • Best known for: Hugs

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