Connor McHart Nominee
Innnnnnnnnn other news, the sky is blue, the sun is hot, and Sam Bennett can’t do a chin-up. Nice of the NHL to nominate two other players as well, gotta keep things interesting. Despite the loss, el-soon-to-be-MVP made hockey boners again last evening, capped off by this exhilarating display of erotica:
RIP Sami Vatanen’s meniscus, ACL, MCL, and any other CL that might exist in the knee. Na-nightttttt. And that STILL wasn’t enough to impress this industrial-sized fun vacuum:
— Jonathan Kruse (@JonathanKruse) May 1, 2017
Whatever, Jon. All these opinions and fairy tale acronyms won’t matter when he’s officially crowned His Grace, Connor… of House McDavid, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm (wins Hart Trophy) in late June, ironically at the home of the future team he’s about to obliterate 4 to 5 times per year.
And a late congrats to Johnny Gaudreau for that big Lady Byng nomination!! Way to go, little buddy!!