NSFW: Connor McDavid Toe Drags the Literal Soul out of a Defenseman

So, as it turns out, Connor McDavid is not rusty. The reigning MVP put his skills on display last evening at the infamous BioSteel #CAMP, and unfortunately for the family of #55, he was in the line of fire. Jesus actual Christ. Poor, innocent #55 suffered a more excruciating loss than our beloved Eskimos suffered at the hands of fucking Saskatchewan last night. I simply can’t wait any longer. One day – 40 to be exact – that random #55 will be Dougie Hamilton, and I’ll be somewhere in the Rog Mahal, knee-slapping like a goddamn hyena. Thoughts and so many prayers.

PS – Look at this SMOKESHOW:

Lauren’s not too shabby either. Connor is straight up crushing the summer of 2017. Between the first degree murdering of random camp defensemen and beer league goalies and the RIDICULOUS jorts game, it’s absolutely been the Summer of Connor. No one can argue. It’s his world, and we’re just living in it. Never forget:

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