The Summer of Connor Continues With Him Fucking Humiliating an Obstacle Course

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Lol. Sayo-fucking-nara, Dougie Hamilton. Honestly, it’s just sad at this point. First that beer league tendy and now this?! Tell me: What did that poor, harmless, innocent obstacle course that was probably meant for fun and games do to you, Connor? It was literally minding its own business until you rolled in like a goddamn photon and carved the course a new dump hole.

I mean, my lord. He is 20, guys. TWENTY!!!!! Buddy can’t even legally buy a cold one with the boys in the United States and he’s out there doing shit with his mind and his body and his hands and his feet that our species has never been capable of despite millions and millions of years of evolution. You watch that clip and try to convince me that Connor was conceived on this planet, I dare you, because I haven’t seen an inanimate object get destroyed that fast since Cersei Lannister blew up the Sept of Baelor. I am thoroughly torqued in my pants right now. Raise your hands if your ankles are just a few short months away from being permanently retired!!

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