BREAKING NEWS: JESSE. IS. FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
We interrupt publishing the Morning After Blog for some breaking news: HE’S FUCKING BACK BABY!!!!!
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) November 10, 2017
CAN THESE 24 HOURS GET ANY BETTER?!?!?!?!?!? FIRST, DADDY SKATES FASTER THAN THE GODDAMN WIND AND TEES UP LEON FOR THE OT WINNER LAST NIGHT, THEN JESSE GETS RECALLED THIS MORNING?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT?!? THIS IS ME, ON REPEAT, ALL DAY:::::::::
*CRANKS “WHAT A FEELING” BY IRENE CARA ALL DAY LONG*
We did it, Edmonton. We actually did it. We freed Jesse. It wasn’t Todd. It wasn’t Peter. It wasn’t Slepy and Caggiula’s injuries (it might have been a little bit, but not really though). It was us. We did this. We started a movement. It was called #freeJesse. And we delivered. He’s here. He’s free. He’s ready to eat an unholy amount of pizza. And he’s going to do it all with a big ol’ goofball smile on his face. Jesse forever. Thank you, ALL OF YOU, for making this day possible. Now I’m going to have a celebratory fun pop, and probably finish that Morning After Blog.
LOVE YOU GUYS AND LOVE THIS WORLD, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!