MAB: The Cock’s men are rolling, that’s 7 wins in 8 games
Loved this girl. From Denver and her favorite player is the Edmonton Oilers second best forward. I’m engulfed with hope for the future of this franchise being...
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MAB: Took the Flames to Shutter Island on Bob Cole Night
OHHHH BABY! Who called that shutout?! THIS GUY! Fucking nailed it. Connor even had everything too. Cool team, Calgary. The Big Cock is officially undefeated in BoAs....
GDB Flames (good) @ Oilers (19-9-2): The Cock’s first BoA
Let me tell ya, WordPress picked the absolute worst possible day to change up their entire format on me. The blog office just went from Rexall Place...
MAB: Connor’s viciously patient shootout goal got me all kinds of hot and bothered
OHHHH OKAY DADDY are you kidding me with that Chel move right after his McFlu2018? Get the hell actually out of here. Put the puck off the...
MAB: No Connor, no problem? Just kidding, that game fucking sucked
Imagine finding out, 20 minutes before puck drop, that Connor McDavid wasn’t going to play? Hey Edmonton, raise your hand if you’ll never watch another game without...
MAB: OHHHHH YES HE DID
JESSE IS A FRIEND! YA YOU KNOW HE’S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!! BUT LATELY SOMETHING’S CHANGED IT AIN’T HARD TO DEFINE! THIS GUY GOT...
MAB: Over the line, Smokey!
I’m sure someone has a geometrical explanation… pic.twitter.com/v3CMoEE7Xb — Jack Michaels (@EdmontonJack) November 28, 2018 Before I start, the thing I’ll say about angles and depth perception...
GDB Stars (12-10-2) @ Oilers (10-11-2): The Cock is home
I haven’t been writing because I haven’t been watching (also this weekend was dreadful as I continued my time-honored tradition of following up Black Friday with Blackout...
MAB: Welcome to the Cock Era!!
Look at that spectacular man. What an enigma. My boy Hitch up there looking like a direct ancestor of Al Capone and/or Paul Vario. Can’t tell if...
I break my silence to talk about the coaching change: A Hitchcock in, a Shitcock out
I’ve been boycotting this organization for a week because they’re not worth my time nor effort, but I basically have to say something about this because it’s...