Category: Oilers

The Morning After Blog: McMagic

Suck it all the way, Florida. You floundering imbeciles. You come into my kitchen and you’re absolutely getting served a four course dish of karma, with a side order of give me my jerseys....

Must-Win Monday: Coyotes @ Oilers

The Oilers had their skills competition yesterday. In a surprising upset, Connor McDavid won fastest skater. Austin Matthews though, heavy. Tonight, we face that team who perpetually whooped our butts for the better part...

Happy McBirthday, Azor Ahai

What a day to be alive. I wanted to get this out earlier, before all the celebrations really started to happen, but I had a paper due at noon…. On Connor’s birthday. Outrageous. Inexcusable....

Return of the Hall: Devils @ Oilers

Today’s the big day, Gary! Taylor Hall–the former Oilers first overall pick, Crystal Glass spokesperson, and co-founder of Ranch Wednesdays–returns to the city where he racked up a career record of 160-238-60. The Hall...