Game Day Blog 19/82: The Bandana-Cammalleri Era Begins NOW, Blues @ Oilers
This dude is our rally cry. He’s Edmonton’s equivalent of the thumbs down guy from Yankee Stadium. Thumbs up with a cold beer in his hand and a bandana on his head guy is...
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Afternoon After Blog: The Offense Awakens
THIS GUY FUCKS! Honest question: should Magoo be concerned? Is his throne as GOAT Oilers fan in jeopardy now that bandana guy has risen to Rog Mahal glory? I hate to say it, but...
Game Day Blog 18/82: Welcome to the Thunderdome, Vegas, Golden Knights @ Oilers
They’re hereeeeeeeee. Welcome, Vegas, to our Rog Mahal. This is the first, historic meeting between the NHL’s newest franchise and the 2016-17 Pacific Division runner ups. I think it’s safe to assume that the...
Morning After Blog: Snooze Button
I was not kidding when I said the game had 2-1 written all over it during the game day blog. That was as predictable as a former Oiler getting a goal on us. We’re...
Game Day Blog 17/82: Sunday Scaries, Oilers @ Capitals
I legit almost forgot about this game. Sundays, man. Colts stink. I’m very, very tired. My fantasy football team is putting my mind to sleep. The Colts, predictably, piss-fucked away another fourth quarter lead....
After the Game Blog: Jesse Shoot and Score and Get It On Net, But Oilers Lose Because Life Isn’t Fair
Goddammit hell that was like this close to being the perfect game. After Daddy scored (POWER PLAY!!) I texted Hank and in all caps typed how I was feeling purely ecstatic. Literally hyperventilating as...
Game Day Blog 16/82: Pool Party in the Big Apple
He fucks. I’m way too excited about this. Honestly at this point I’ve basically accepted the role of Jesse’s life coach/personality agent and I straight up feel like somehow this recall will define my...
Morning After Blog: TWO STRAIGHT!!
The Oil have won two straight and it’s Pool Party Season in Edmonton again. THIS IS A GOOD TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!! POOL PARTY TIME LET’S GO!!!! The Anthem 1st Period Feel good...
BREAKING NEWS: JESSE. IS. FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
We interrupt publishing the Morning After Blog for some breaking news: HE’S FUCKING BACK BABY!!!!! The #Oilers have recalled forward Jesse Puljujärvi from @TheAHL's Bakersfield @Condors & placed forward Anton Slepyshev on Injured Reserve....
Game Day Blog 15/82: Our 5th Chance at a 2 Game Winning Streak, Oilers @ Devils
Battling for our first two game winning streak of the year. Fifth time’s the charm. Tonight’s Opponent: New Jersey Devils Cue the music: Their Record: 9-4-1, 19 points Our Record: 5-8-1, 11 points...