What the Actual Fuck Anymore?!
I’m writing this as a semi Morning After/Game Day/personal vent blog for today because honestly this team doesn’t deserve multiple blogs in one day right now. I don’t want to donate my time to...
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Game Day Blog 21/82: Shit, Oilers @ Blues
Yes. It’s -500℃ and the Oilers are three points out of last. Feels like home again. Tonight’s Opponent: St. Louis Blues. On a scale of 1 to Mark Spector’s journalism, how terrible has this...
After the Game Blog: General Disappointment, Round 2
Somebody’s dying tonight. There’s gonna be a Captain McAssKicking between now and Tuesday. Two days off to sit on what’s happened the last two games. It’s November 18th. It’s no longer early. Today...
Micro Game Day Blog 20/82: BAH GAWD It’s Another Matinee, Oilers @ Stars
The good news is, we’ve already whipped Dallas once this year. The bad news, I guess, would be the sky is plummeting down in Northern Berta right now. General Disappointment’s boys hit the ice...
Morning After Blog: “General Disappointment”
I’m so happy I waited to write this one. Something was telling me that someone would say something today. I wasn’t sure who, but I had a feeling*. This was the byproduct of my...
Game Day Blog 19/82: The Bandana-Cammalleri Era Begins NOW, Blues @ Oilers
This dude is our rally cry. He’s Edmonton’s equivalent of the thumbs down guy from Yankee Stadium. Thumbs up with a cold beer in his hand and a bandana on his head guy is...
Afternoon After Blog: The Offense Awakens
THIS GUY FUCKS! Honest question: should Magoo be concerned? Is his throne as GOAT Oilers fan in jeopardy now that bandana guy has risen to Rog Mahal glory? I hate to say it, but...
Game Day Blog 18/82: Welcome to the Thunderdome, Vegas, Golden Knights @ Oilers
They’re hereeeeeeeee. Welcome, Vegas, to our Rog Mahal. This is the first, historic meeting between the NHL’s newest franchise and the 2016-17 Pacific Division runner ups. I think it’s safe to assume that the...
Morning After Blog: Snooze Button
I was not kidding when I said the game had 2-1 written all over it during the game day blog. That was as predictable as a former Oiler getting a goal on us. We’re...
Game Day Blog 17/82: Sunday Scaries, Oilers @ Capitals
I legit almost forgot about this game. Sundays, man. Colts stink. I’m very, very tired. My fantasy football team is putting my mind to sleep. The Colts, predictably, piss-fucked away another fourth quarter lead....