Feminist Conference Bans Clapping Because It ‘Triggers Anxiety’
Source – Clapping has been discouraged at the U.K.’s NUS Women’s Campaign Conference (a conference for feminist university students in the United Kingdom) due to the...
Empty Net Sports Blog
Med Hat Basketball Player With Last Name ‘Fuck’ Allowed To Use His Name
Source – For one college basketball player in Medicine Hat, Alta., the f-word is not a profanity — it’s his last name. But for the past two years, Guy...
Two-Year-Old Gets Buckled After She’s Served Sangria Instead Of Juice
Source – A two-year-old was accidentally served sangria at a Texas Roadhouse in Asheville, North Carolina last Friday. According to WLOS, the Gilliam family was at the restaurant...
Another Old Person Claims Slugging Multiple Pops Per Day Is The Secret To A Long Life
Oh my goodness what a tarp.
Oilers Go Full Oilerz, Blast Goal Horn After Winnipeg Goal
Actually can’t believe this has never happened given the franchise. Amazing. I don’t know if anybody noticed but at one point during the Oilers/Flyers game the music...
ENS Gameday Preview: Jets @ Oilers
The Oilers are back at it tonight to take on the Jets at Rexall Place tonight. The countdown starts tonight though. Only ten more games left...
Does This Look Like The Haircut Of The Man Who Attacked Somebody With A Pickaxe Over A Facebook Fight?
Source – Codi Antoniello, 19, of Holland, pleaded guilty this week to first-degree home invasion and felonious assault, court records show. Authorities said he shaved off some...
Mystery Pooper Dubbed The ‘Brown Bomber’ Strikes Pool For Sixth Straight Week
Source – A mystery pooper dubbed the ‘brown bomber’ has struck an Invercargill pool complex for a sixth Friday in a row. Splash Palace Aquatic Centre manager...
ENS Gameday Preview: Flyers @ Oilers
Obviously the Oilers lost the other night but I’m still going to use the Nelly victory pic because why the hell not. I forgot to use...
ENS Fire Jam Friday – Who Let The Dogs Out
It’s going to be snowy and shitty all weekend. Luckily I’m here to start your weekend off with this lava banger from 2000. Picture this: It’s...