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Here Are Your 2017-18 Edmonton Oilers

It’s October 3rd! The Edmonton Oilers finished their final preseason game on Saturday (finally) and trimmed the roster to its opening night outfit. Yes, now we have a general clue as to how we’re...

Morning After Blog: The Daddy Show

You’re goddamn welcome, Saskatoon. 1st Period Ka-backhand-assassin: That backhand floater, brought to you by ACE Plumbing and Heating – ACE Plumbing and Heating: your pipes are in our hands! – snuck it’s way by...

Running Back to Saskatoon: Oilers @(?) Hurricanes

Is everything in Saskatchewan green? It’s like they have literally no interest in associating themselves with any other colour on the palette. Christ, you watermelon wearing schizoids. So the fellers jumped on a charter...

Morning After Blog: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Listen. I’m out here telling you all that we’re making the preseason great again; that smoking teams when there are literally no points on the line should matter more than just the general perception...

OILERS. CANES. PRESEASON GAME DAY BLOG. NOW!!!

OH MY GOD the Carolina Hurricanes are in town!!! Nothing puts butts in seats like when Jaccob Slavin and the boys from Raleigh invade the Rog Mahal for some preseason NHL hockey. I’m getting...

Jesse After Blog: Jesse’s Game

Jesse is a friend… ya you know he’s been a good friend of mine. But lately something’s changed, it ain’t hard to define, Jesse got himself two goals, and an assist, let’s go. Honestly,...

Preseason Game Day Blog 3: Canucks @ Oilers

Half of the Canucks are in China, and since they’re only half a team at the best of times, this is what they’ll look like tonight: Lineups Us: #Oilers lineup tonight vs. Vancouver will...

Morning After Blog: Preseason Streakin’

If the NHL had standings for the preseason, the Pac-8 would look like this: EDM: 3-0-0 VGK: 2-0-0 VAN: 2-2-0 LAK: 1-0-1 SJS: 1-0-0 ARI: 1-0-0 ANA: 0-2-0 CGY: 0-3-0 “It’s still only preseason!”...