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Game Day Blog 2/82: Oilers @ Canucks

^Jim Benning, immediately after looking at the roster he’s pissingly assembled. Tonight’s Opponent: Two time Presidents’ Trophy champions Vancouver Canucks Their 2016-17 Season Record: 30-43-9, 69 points (nice). Yes, the Canucks stunk worse than the bathrooms...

Game Day Blog 1/82: Hockey’s Back

*cracks knuckles* *dusts off keyboard* *gets that dirt off my shoulders* Oh my god am I ever ready to write the hell out of this. Hockey’s officially back. No more of that preseason teasin’...

Here Are Your 2017-18 Edmonton Oilers

It’s October 3rd! The Edmonton Oilers finished their final preseason game on Saturday (finally) and trimmed the roster to its opening night outfit. Yes, now we have a general clue as to how we’re...

Morning After Blog: The Daddy Show

You’re goddamn welcome, Saskatoon. 1st Period Ka-backhand-assassin: That backhand floater, brought to you by ACE Plumbing and Heating – ACE Plumbing and Heating: your pipes are in our hands! – snuck it’s way by...