Tagged: Edmonton Oilers

Morning After Blog: Blowout Alert!!

Oh baby! Something tells me doctors in Edmonton are going to be busy today because I’m sure half of the city has had erections lasting longer than four hours. What a night at the...

The Game After The McHatty: Blackhawks @ Oilers

Live look at everybody on Saturday night: It was a less than ideal start to the night. At about 4:17, I publicly displayed my emotions about finally getting the magical 19-97-98 line. At about 5:02,...

The Morning After Blog: I Love You, Connor

Oh captain, my captain. Number 97 on the score sheet, number one in every Oilers fans’ hearts. You beautiful, beautiful man. Last night was the Connor show. He grabbed the game by the throat...

Welcome Back to Reality

Five Straight L’s. Holy shit, this sucks. Remember when Vancouver lost like nine straight and we were LOLing all the way down Jasper Ave? Well this puppy is the longest current losing streak in the...

The Morning After Blog: Well That Stunk

That was not a nice little Tuesday night to say the least… I wanted nothing more than for the Oil to go into Orange County, swinging their big ol’ division leading dicks around and...

Nobody’s Afraid Of A Goddamn Duck: Oilers @ Ducks

After nearly a three week hiatus, the Oilers finally have a Pac-7 clash tonight, deep in the heart of Orange County. As we’re all unpleasantly aware, the boys have dropped three straight, narrowing their Pac...